sporadic thoughts of the night

• It is completely impossible to fall asleep passionately

• I am a figment of your imagination

• I would have great trouble squishing a hissing beetle but if an ant gets in my way, there will be hell.

• Some guy in Bavaria has been changed by something you did in some way or another.

• My favorite film at the moment is "Heart Of Glass" by Werner Herzog.

• The other night I had a dream that there was a statue of me being made in an abandoned, junked up train in the middle of the woods by Sir Paranoia Saint Power Explorer. He made my leg out of wine-bottles. Innovative!

• While you read this, a flamingo is giving birth.

• America lost to Vietnam in a ground war.

• One day, you will die.

• I wonder what Stalin's wet dreams were like.

• I just can't get over the word "Bravado". Come, say it with me! No, I don't care if it seems too awkward or there are others present. Say it with me! Bravado!

• I wonder what the guy who wrote that one joke you read on a popsicle stick is up to.

• people don't take ice-cubes very seriously, especially when they're not thinking about them.